Matthew Clemson

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[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@BothersBar To be fair, the best kind of secret is one that no-one expects, and no-one would expect a secret basement to be found in the attic.

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@stevenperkins I think, in eighteen seasons, I don't think I've found as many contestants as *relatable* as she's been. I think the pub quiz task cemented that somewhat!

[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@paulybengali "Hold me closer, 'ton, Ed, Sinha"

(Maybe needs more workshopping...)

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@BothersBar Life-changing begins at forty.

[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@qikipedia "I'm never gonna poop again
With no tail I've got no anus
I had to do it to defend
Myself from something cruel"

(Careless Keister by Disgorge Mytail)

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@scottygb Release several newsreaders at the start of a small obstacle course, and the first to make the desk gets to deliver the bulletin.

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@catnipiswise Ah, I had no idea who the other guests were going to be, you got a treat there!

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@David_Strathdee I wouldn't mind, but it's a performance of The 1812 Overture.

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@73caroline I had not realised last year's winner was Lorna - she's been turning up on No Rolls Barred on and off over the past few months, and is a ton of fun on there.

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@JW_Cartwright Ah, I've been waiting for Mr. Bump's tragic backstory.

[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@UndeniablyAlex And it's important that they steal the strings of sausages by holding onto the middle link, so both ends can trail behind them, while being pursued by a red-faced butcher holding a cleaver.

It's the circle of life.

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@rail_guns ...as long as you don't look too hard in the direction of Hayward and De Breyne!

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@David_Strathdee I've got a very firm memory of Atlanta. 1 gold, 15 medals total. Things picked up a bit from Sydney, but they really took off from 2008, and we're still well within that ballpark

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@David_Strathdee It was Georgia-Mae Fenton!

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@David_Strathdee We might see if they go back to it, but I thought while watching a vault I could hear what sounded like a violin version of Another Brick In The Wall. Looking out for that floor routine if it was.

[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@JamesHarkin If you haven't seen The Muppet Christmas Carol, you need to see The Muppet Christmas Carol. Albeit maybe closer to Christmas!

[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@David_Strathdee I assume it's because they're not an existing doubles pairing, but I was amused that the combo of Alcaraz and Nadal *AT ROLAND GARROS* were nevertherless unseeded.

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@catnipiswise I remember when I turned 42, the most notable thing about it was that I remembered vividly - from my childhood - of the year when *Dad* turned 42 (he made a big thing of it being The Answer To The Ultimate Question). That brought things into perspective!

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@David_Strathdee Oh no! It's the Phantom Fire Flinger!

[Matthew Clemson @mattclemson]

@David_Strathdee I think the first few hours were a little too ambitious, but from around the tribute to 90s Eurodance onwards I was hooked, and I think once it got dark the rain actually helped with the lightshows.

I'm always a little amazed how the weather just played nice when we were hosting