Matt Clift

Still figuring it out

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@NatexMillz @Hazetron That’s gotta be worth a lot of pollock poker night winnings

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@Hazetron @NatexMillz Happy Anniversary to the GOAT 🫡

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

12 years ago today, Pete Weber gave us the greatest bowling moment off all time

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, I AM

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Stephen A might be the goat of mispronouncing words and making them 10x funnier

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

Stuart Little vs Ratatouille…who you got?

Agree or disagree?

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@Jared_Carrabis Word around the league is pitchers are already scared of cornrow casas

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One of my coworkers gave me a flask as a Christmas gift, did not know that was the vibe I gave off at work

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@NatexMillz @GUMBYY10 @ericwhiteback @Hazetron What a beauty

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Just tried pairing my new phone to my car and this bitch said “the magic conch” was too close to “Matt’s iPhone”

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The amount of time since I last had a chicken parm is honestly disturbing and that ends today

[Matt Clift @mattclift_]

@arealrecluse Hey if it’s too challenging there’s no shame in admitting it

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@Buccigross Bucci I need a chicken parm spot in Bristol for lunch today and figured I should consult an expert. Any recommendations?

[Matt Clift @mattclift_]

That song Stick Season is weird because it’s a really well-written tearjerker that also sounds like the name of a 21 savage mixtape

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Damn girl are you today’s date, because that’s the number of exes who told me I need therapy

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

WHAT A WIN ❤️

[jae @NotJavenchy]

this justin on maria im drunk

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Target in Southington has the saddest assortment of pumpkins I’ve seen

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@NatexMillz As long as it’s cool when I slow roll the nuts

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I turn 28 tomorrow, fingers crossed that’s the age you start to feel like an adult and get all your shit together

[Jeff @usedwigs]

the weekend-ending trauma of seeing the 60 Minutes stopwatch as a kid lives forever

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Don’t you just hate it when you get sooo stoned you fall asleep in the front seat?