Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums. Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible
"I think we played a very good game, I don't know if Jamie saw it because I heard he was constantly on the phone with his mum." 😂
Liverpool manager Arne Slot came prepared for some banter with @Carra23 after getting three points on the road in Marseille 👇
🎤 Dame Andrea Jenkyns entered the Reform UK conference singing a song that she co-wrote called Insomnia and wearing a sparkly blue jumpsuit.
Jenkyns said: “Is this godawful Labour Government giving you sleepless nights and insomnia too?”