Matt Crabe

Heaven’s Favorite Man, On hiatus email me [email protected]

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Slay & rest

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Stay warm this Christmas!

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Dirt on the Run

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@LukeMones Pro tip, go to the bar at noon

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The chosen one flees the nest

[scharpling @scharpling]

I need to shine a light on what is the greatest thread in the history of Twitter. Dogs that look like Bob Weir. Oh my god. Please spread this around to every human, it could fix the world

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@killeracid Thats on the 2025 hockey inspired version

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@patsie__ Please name the seed MC HAMMER

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@killeracid Gotta say hi to the ghouls occasionally

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I used the wrong your, but I think it will be ok

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Your just carrying expensive rat food

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@killeracid @GuyZalaxy Shipping man is unshakable

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Albino Frog Waits in a Storm

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@killeracid They have shifts, I’m buying a dozen more kittens this week to increase my output

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Make the cat do the work, take all the credit

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@killeracid Buy the ticket, kiss the bride 🎟 💋

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@killeracid Im old!

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@fakechill The Jersey Devil appears

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A lost boot in the mountains becomes a popular hangout for the locals

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@VicBergerIV Also the last viewable post in my IG haha 👁👅👁