Matt

I'm just here for my participation ribbon

[Matt @mattcrooke]

@patrickvan17 @Nodeaj the real question is howZ that levitating hand working out for you?

[Matt @mattcrooke]

@Nodeaj double fisting at IKEA

[Matt @mattcrooke]

oc "show up whenever the fuck we want" transpo

[Matt @mattcrooke]

Sometimes the wind blows garbage in my face

[Matt @mattcrooke]

if i puke on this exam will they just send me home with a c+?

[Matt @mattcrooke]

The real question is why do I have a lab two days before my first exam

[Matt @mattcrooke]

@NykholM @patrickvan17 @Nodeaj yeah what they said!!1!!!

[Matt @mattcrooke]

@patrickvan17 this guy @Nodeaj wants to sit in a row on the bus and hold hands, wtf

[Matt @mattcrooke]

I do my best reddit-ing in the library

[Matt @mattcrooke]

@amarini117 hahah I know I don't get out much :(

[Matt @mattcrooke]

754F576C if you like me enough

[Matt @mattcrooke]

My lab partner just called me Ryan for 3 hours and I didn't correct him

[Matt @mattcrooke]

My professor talks about one slide for so long the screen saver comes on

[Matt @mattcrooke]

goodnight sweet prince

[Matt @mattcrooke]

@patrickvan17 I chose the wrong path in life....how did i never realize the perks before

[Matt @mattcrooke]

pretty sure if I wrote this essay on a macbook my grade would be 10% higher automatically

[Matt @mattcrooke]

That feel when there's an open seat beside you on the bus and somebody would rather stand

[Matt @mattcrooke]

Sitting in the middle part of the bus that moves is sketchy as fuck

[Matt @mattcrooke]

Anthropology was a terrible choice

[Matt @mattcrooke]

I don't understand people who take up space in a tim hortons line just to order hot chocolate