Matt Croushorn

Broth & gravy enthusiast

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Comedy

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

Brutal scene on Capitol Hill 🤣

CNN: “Every Republican has called this the Schumer Shutdown. What do you say about that?”

SCHUMER: *crickets*

CNN: “Can you hear me?

SCHUMER: “I can’t hear.”

CNN: “Maybe the government shutdown included audio on Capitol Hill.”

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Vietnam veterans taking their grandkids to the Rolling Hills helicopter egg drop

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@2AngryGamers @ArrowheadGS The first game that ever really tempted me to jump from Xbox to PS5. There’s just nothing like it man

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@Xbox Matrick64 and I’ve never changed it

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Respect ✊🏼

[Nashville Electric Service @NESpower]

Due to the extreme high temperatures forecasted this week, we are ceasing disconnections through August 27th for customers behind on their NES bill. #StaySafeNashville

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YO @ChipotleTweets is feelin spicy today

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

😳

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It’s that time of year friends

[Dr. matthew pierce, PhD, MDiv, RN, LPC, CPA, Jedi @MatthewEPierce]

ladies, as warm weather approaches, please consider your brothers in christ as u decide what to wear.

a thread

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@willrlaw I have bad news about tomatoes too my friend

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This is my kind of interview

[Fluke Skywalker- Not M Hamill @1Flukeskywalker]

The full transcript of my in depth interview with Mark Hamill last night. Reading it may give you tears of joy and change your life forever. It may even make you a much better person. Enjoy! @5chw4r7z @HeatherThomasAF @lifesafeast @GabrielleOrlita @bader_diedrich @LydiaCornell

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@andysquyres Jeremy Riddle’s arrangement of hark the herald is my church’s all I want for Christmas is you

[Chris Josephs @Chrisjjosephs]

Two days ago the NYT posted an investigation into politicians trading stocks

They found that 81 Democrats & 101 Republicans filed up to 3,700 trades and $100M in possible volume

Many had 100% winners, with some perfectly timed

Here’s examples of just how good they were

[Reverb @reverb]

instruments

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😳 this looks like a scene from Adam West’s Batman or something

[BeatinTheBookie.com®️ @BeatinTheBookie]

This is WILD. ALL 4 survived.

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It’s all part of the ambiance

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Augustana made Boston sound like a magical place full of hope and the first time I went there somebody threw an iced coffee at me from a passing car

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

every day we stray further from the love of God

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@andysquyres Blessed are the feet & wheels of those that bring good news

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This is a wild and true thread.

“The people that parented us are not the people grandparenting our children.”

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A perfect tweet

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WORDS I DIDN’T KNOW WERE STAND-ALONE WORDS

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