dan

in the forest

[dan @mattdamonsock]

my number one hangover cure is 8 hours of instagram reels

[dan @mattdamonsock]

the laws of dip dictate that you cannot exceed 7 layers

[dan @mattdamonsock]

@AndrewClarkeJRN I ❤️ you

[dan @mattdamonsock]

the only tweets I care about are the ones from my local tree swallow

[dan @mattdamonsock]

I’m the only dude at the function on Goodreads

[dan @mattdamonsock]

This is what every dudes in their 20s camping trip looks like

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@turtleneckdisco Fuck a pub crawl I’m going on a tart crawl

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Get homie Jon Snow in a balaclava

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The thing that always gets me about game of thrones is that these mfs in the north have spent hundreds of years adapting to the cold but not once did they think about inventing a toque or something

[dan @mattdamonsock]

If Ernest Hemingway were alive today, he’d have the most insane twitter following

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@RottenTomatoes @DEADLINE M3G4N

[dan @mattdamonsock]

happy birthday mom tonight we’re gonna make you watch Top Gun: Maverick to celebrate

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@PunishedCameron @LibrarianPoster This is the correct ranking

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waking up Christmas morning ready to consume 2000 calories worth of terry’s chocolate orange

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Another day out here bound by the laws of flesh

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I cannot understate the power of a good advent calendar. Seriously the only reason why I’m still here every winter

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me deciding if I need a coat for my 9pm smoke walk

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me and the boys Guðmundur and Sigurður are pre-ing at Arnbjǫrg’s before we hit the mead hall tn

[dan @mattdamonsock]

I have such a vivid memory of watching Rio Bravo (1959) this past summer with my dad, uncle, and grandfather. Each of us were glued to the screen the entire time. It’s amazing what can bring 3 generations of dudes together.

[Michael Mann Facts @MannFacts]

When I first watched Thief with my dad and uncle, my dad fell asleep five minutes in (it was late) and at the end my uncle turned to me and said “now that was a good movie.” It was a really powerful uncle-nephew moment.

[dan @mattdamonsock]

wake up babe phoebe bridgers dropped a new christmas song