Matt de Cleurque

I prefer non-bio.

[Matt de Cleurque @mattdclq]

I've got a joke about bringing home the bacon, but it's really pork wallety #jokes

[Matt Forde @mattforde]

Please read this, donate as much as you can and share it as widely as possible.

Winnie is almost 2 and has an aggressive form of leukaemia. The NHS can’t cure her.

However there’s treatment available in Singapore if they can raise enough money:

https://t.co/7WpFPeiZi2

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@jamnut75 Even better!

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Movement of Jah pooches

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James Dyson is anti-Vax.

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@mattforde Stay Puft

[jonny is fed up with Yank Nonsense @sensiblehuman96]

@sajidjavid Saddam Hussein's statue was famously torn down following a successful e-petition.

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Dear @Wickes please contact me ASAP. My kitchen delivery this morning has failed & your customer service line is engaged. I have a joiner, plumber, electrician, gas engineer, plasterer & tiler all lined up from tomorrow. This is a rescheduled delivery from April.

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Gavin Williamson outlines five tests which must be met before schools reopen (and some sausages):

https://t.co/xBteTy8pwX

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@jonronson @marcrileydj @nytdavidbrooks Could you lobby this guy to record more podcasts about MES? Please 🙏
https://t.co/RQP3bmpYbS

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@awakingcell The 1975 are releasing a new album. Basically the same.

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@mattforde The Easter Bunny's got myxomatosis

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@awakingcell @wittertainment The Blue Man Group play The Smurfs

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@wittertainment Shutter Island is genuinely one of the worst films I've ever seen.

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*prime gammon

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Spivs Direct #SportsDirect
#UKlockdown

https://t.co/BZ2a3oeCzj

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@awakingcell Yes, I'll DM my work email address now

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Iranic

BBC News - Coronavirus: Iran's deputy health minister tests positive as outbreak worsens
https://t.co/oexOihUXCC

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@awakingcell Does being called a 'gas cunt' count?

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Larry Tesler, the inventor of cut, copy and paste has died. Mourners are invited to express their condolences in a scrap book.

BBC News - Larry Tesler: Computer scientist behind cut, copy and paste dies aged 74
https://t.co/p2CCUVFtlz