mattdecarli

This is a parody account, and is in no way affiliated with the real Matthew DeCarli

A pretty trill dude with a nack for being on time

[Murray Ledger &Times @MurrayLedger]

LOST: Grey cat on the corner of 7th & Payne. If found please call the Ledger and we will inform the owner.

Thank you.

[Gator_Watson @TangoHurt43]

Respected not neglected #undefeated @mattdecarli1

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If Durant wins "Most Moving Moment" he's gona have to give a speech about giving a speech

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Ottawa vs Edmonton. Who ya got??? #canandianfutbol @alex_sewing

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I wish I knew at least one person from Belgium that I could smack talk

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Maybe you all should have believed harder

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

North Korea threatens "merciless" retaliation over James Franco, Seth Rogen film http://t.co/62uzDAthoY

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@alex_sewing "nobody likes you when your 23"- blink 182

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For having a Mohawk, that guy cried a lot

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Just slept almost 15 straight hours. I think I need a nap

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Dave and busters arcade just banned me for life.. Because " you're too damn good"

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@John_King_Jr check out this athlete, hope he doesn't have to run too much today

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Jurgen kilnsman ... Hero, or Bond villain?????

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If you're an American and your rooting for someone else in the World Cup I hope you stub your toe on a coffee table really really hard

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Just stepped in gum

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@freeVH1 probably the worst tweet I've read in 2 months

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Hey check these sick new shades @Pbrown418

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"Hodor Hodor Hoooodorr"- Hodor

[The Pickle @sportspickle]

You can find 50 Cent in the club, because he's not allowed on the mound. Worst 1st pitch ever? ---> http://t.co/gdOVEgQkU9 (via @Zach_Young)