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I love the way Home Depot smells and I’m also a songwriter.

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@NashSevereWx Yall are the best! Easiest decision to donate. Thank YOU!

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@BrettTylerMusic But it’s a wet heat

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Large 2x4 Jenga gives me anxiety. Have a great Sunday!

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@mikeyreaves They’re around. You just have to do a lap around Opry Mills Mall.

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Im never watching another season of True Detective again until the next one.

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I met my iWatch fitness goal by adjusting my seat on a Southwest flight.

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Time is money. Money isn’t everything. Everything is nothing. I don’t know where I’m going with this.

[Joey Hyde @JoeyHyde]

Hey @KeithUrban, I’m really sorry homegirl left you in “You’ll Think Of Me.” That’s rough. But the world wants... no... NEEDS you to settle the debate. Did she take her “CAT” or her “CAP”?!?! Music Row and the world thanks you in advance you beautiful Aussie.

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Climb that rickety latter up to your attic and pull out that plastic tub of sweaters, y’all cuz fall is a flirtin’ with us.

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Make today a pretty good day. It doesn’t have to be great. Not everyday can grace you delivery of ten southwest drink coupons.

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I don’t have the validation of a blue check mark. People won’t contact you or want something from you pretending to be me. But if you wanna mail me some Cook Out coupons I’m down. #lovemyfans

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So where is the best bar to watch the royal wedding? Asking for myself.

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I’m at the age where my day is made if a restaurant table doesnt wobble.

[Doug Collins @RepDougCollins]

Why am I here today to hear from the music industry? Why did I introduce the #MusicModernizationAct? I'm crazy about fairness, crazy about what's right, and this kid from northeast Georgia is grateful for the music that gives a soundtrack to our lives.

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I’m in Seattle. I just saw someone walking down the street holding a boomerang..so there’s that.

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Being nice is dope.

[Ben Hayslip @BenHayslip]

Christmas came a little early for me @TheJoshThompson @mattdrag and @blakeshelton and planted “I’ll Name The Dogs” at the top of the tree for a couple weeks! #blessed #thankyouWB

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On my phone again.

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I’m on the phone.

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The spin the bottle guiding blue arrow at the beginning of Google Walk is me at my most anxious.