Matt Shincinnati

Just another college grad pretending to know what I'm doing.

[relatable @byreIatable]

When you know you did a shitty job but you're just proud you finished your assignment

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

I shouldn't be allowed to shop alone... I just spent $90 at Walmart 😂😂

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

I just slept for 13 hours....... 😳

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

Ya know, Opening wouldn't be so bad if we opened at 11... 🙄🙄

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

I'm literally rolling rn 😂😂 https://t.co/kLagYnCedu

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

*redownloads twitter* *proceeds to look through newsfeed* Well I guess I'll never be productive ever again.

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

Dang, I knew what was up a year ago. But for real, I may be busy, but I always find time for the people I love 😘

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

You know you work at Chick-fil-A when the lady at Walmart says "Thank you! Have a good night!" And you respond with "my pleasure" 😂

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

@AriannaJoell95 YAAASSSSSSSS

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

@AriannaJoell95 Hun, I found my birthday gift!!! 😍 https://t.co/u14S1aulZw

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

@AriannaJoell95 OH MY GOD, YOUVE FOUND MY LONG LOST TWIN

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

I hate my days off cause there's no one to hang out with..... They're all at work... 😑😒

[WSHH FANS @WSHHFANS]

WHAT ARE YOU? AN IDIOT SANDWICH. https://t.co/24pp7Cgoys

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Are you musical?

[Matt Shincinnati @mattdshinsky]

That moment when you're hungry but your about to go to bed so you don't wanna go out... BUT IM STARVING