Matt Stokes

Art Deco Specialist - Restoration Artist - Art Dealer - Cat Father

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

I know that I’m barking up the wrong tree but Jesus Christ I want @samstarqueen to top me

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

I’ve done lines of ❄️ thicker than republicans eyebrows. #themoreyouknow #potus #Republican

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

Out of nowhere today the opening to “are you Jimmy ray” popped into my head and after some time I went back to 1998 to my first crush. @jimmyraymail

https://t.co/GVddLdUScs

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

@ChrisPineNetwrk Chris Pine out there looking like @chelseahandler

#chrispine #chelseahandler #VeniceFilmFestival #VeniceFilmFestival2022 #Venice79

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

#NewProfilePic

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

A little bit about my apartment :)

[blogTO @blogTO]

Toronto man decorated his apartment with historic artifacts from around the city https://t.co/M448jTnzMH #Toronto #Artifacts

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

Just gonna leave this here. #TrumpImpeachment #MarioKart #peach #uspoli

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

This deserves every single award. I am crying 😂 @ShawnMEllis1 thank you for this gift. I will cherish it forever. #CapitolRiots

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

@AndrewFstewart She just got back from that circuit party in PV

[Rachel Maddow @maddow]

Tell me more about law and order.

[Chasten Glezman Buttigieg @Chasten]

This is exactly what Trump meant when he said "stand by."

[@charlesgaba.com at Bluesky now @charles_gaba]

CSPAN now reporting that "Senior level officials are being secured to make sure the Presidential line of succession is safe."

I can't believe I just typed that.

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

So the police have no problem shooting black folk in the back and yet here are armed white folk, breaking into the capitol and trying to get to the house floor and there is no police action. OKAY.

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

From the brows, over the moguls to the hairline is a $40 Uber. It’s like the Botox stopped halfway down. @SenToomey

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

Lol why is the minority whip @SteveScalise wearing a flag Speedo as a mask? #USPolitics #ElectoralCollege

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

Raptors evolved into cats not birds. Hear me out:

🟢Raptors can jump several times their own height, so can cats!
🟢Retractable claws, have you met a cat?
🟢Shriek and run amok, just like cats.
🟢Raptor eyes look like cat eyes (proof below
#JurassicPark #evolution

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

FYI I have a husband that I just discovered on Stargate Atlantis - a horribly loveable show.

[Matt Stokes @mattdstokes]

Me while looking at @donaldglover in @starwars 😍😍😍🤤🤤🤤