matteblender

eat sleep shite tweet work repeat also gaming cinema podcasts him/him/smee native language warrior 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦

[matteblender @matteblender]

Time to peace out this X bitch! Suck a dead dog dick @elonmusk you fucking sad man child see you on Mars. Fucking waste of air, I’ll be the first to fold you for the last hot hot of oxygen!

[(feat. Jools Evelyn) @joolsevelyn]

The alternate definition of the verb, ‘tweet’, as in, ‘to make a posting on the Twitter online message service’, is in the actual dictionary. No other social media app has anything like it. Imagine disposing of that level of brand recognition because of a mid-life crisis.

[Gene Park @GenePark]

listening to more previews of armored core point out it’s short 90 second missions as a negative, which is so fascinating because that is pure armored core. welcome to the real armored core.

here’s how you can frame your mindset: this isn’t an action adventure. it’s more like a fighting game. you wouldn’t complain that street fighter 6 matches last “only 90 seconds.” armored core is about short bursts of gameplay even in multiplayer. think how fast a souls pvp match lasts. that’s closer to the armored core loop.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

In my first ever job, I was so bored me & the other intern got into a game of "email chicken": you send an email to the CEO with subject "you're a fucking cunt", wait 10 seconds and then recall it in Outlook. We gradually upped the time, until one day the other guy got sacked

[𝔇, Hunter of the Dead 🌙✨ @dekubrush]

Seeing a lot of misinfo that the X logo was taken from a Unicode character; not true sadly. I hate to say it but it’s actually quite well designed, let me break down why 🧵 (1/X)

[伊藤暢達/Masahiro Ito @adsk4]

Honey butter honey toast aka Fuck Toast, this is the recipe.

[matteblender @matteblender]

Doing my best Stevan

Seagate impression
@ActionBoyzPod

[matteblender @matteblender]

https://t.co/fzDHXrGttY

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I am losing my mind at this post on Reddit. Apparently he was mishearing the phrase "nice to meet you".

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Christopher Nolan says he will 'absolutely' not start developing another film until the Hollywood strikes are resolved

"it is a very key moment in the relationship between working people and Hollywood. This is not about me, this is not about the stars of my film. This is about jobbing actors, this is about staff writers on television shows trying to raise a family, trying to keep food on the table"

(via @BBC)

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

look how quickly things went from "we're all going to Mars!" to "you only get 600 views"

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt was having a portrait painted of himself by a watercolor artist on April 12, 1945, when he complained of a headache and subsequently collapsed.

The President, who had suffered a stroke, died later that day. The Unfinished Portrait captures his last waking moments.

[matteblender @matteblender]

@stilldvs1 @JdubAndrew @schvnx @historyinmemes That’s the one, it was on HBO like every weekend for years

[matteblender @matteblender]

@FightHaven He should have just left and not slapped one of the groomsman! Look at the coordination of the hits at the beginning. Fuck around and find out!

[matteblender @matteblender]

@JdubAndrew @schvnx @historyinmemes The ending was cartoon landing feet popping out like fucking who saved Roger rabbit from a Spielberg joint

[matteblender @matteblender]

@_EricLamarBeatz Coffee black, or zero sugar energy drinks sipped.

[matteblender @matteblender]

Celine just waiting for the follow song to Titanic to print more money (1997)

[matteblender @matteblender]

@Sabina2084 @Morbidful No they did, you fucking retard

[matteblender @matteblender]

@RasmusJarlov @historyinmemes This account is incredibly inaccurate