Matt Eilerman

People ask me, would you rather be feared or loved, um easy, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me

[Morgan Eilerman @MorgEilerman]

Someone’s first Wildcat T-shirt! Have a good summer everyone 💙

[Scott Morrison - Former PM of Australia (parody) @scottyfrommktg]

On International Women’s Day it’s timely to pause and appreciate the women in our lives and the men who support them

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@MedicTrommasher How did this case end? I assume the flight was diverted? Not a lot to do on a plane without an IR suite or access to alteplase.

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

Oh you have multiple offers for 80-100k over asking in cash? Here's a letter from my family to yours with a picture of my v cute kid. Please consider my asking price offer with no appraisal gap. K thnx

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@JPHammer13

[Anand Swaminathan MD MPH 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦 @EMSwami]

To boost or not to boost

If we want to protect against severe infxn/hospitalization, universal boosters unnecessary. Boosters for high-risk only

If we want protection against all infxn, boosters will help but at cost of COVID tearing through other countries + more variants

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@mjb0509 This is an insane opinion. Normally I'm on base with you Brinky but Penn Station choc chunk cookies are THE authority with regards to cookies of any kind and I will fight about it

[Morgan Eilerman @MorgEilerman]

serious thinking for 7:30 am

[Morgan Eilerman @MorgEilerman]

My helper says please ignore all typos in the emails today

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@mjb0509 I also think not enough people are talking about the 0 points the packers o came away with after back to back to back take away by packers d

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@mjb0509 @Carder21 Not what I’m saying, but that’s an impossible statement to make anyway

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

Petitioning to make it illegal to identify your kids age by months after 1 year of life. Your kids not 144 months old, he’s 12 and breast feeding makes everyone very uncomfortable during school lunches, Karen

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@mjb0509 As it should be. Would love to be a fly on the wall in some high school weight rooms and even some college programs as well. Would be tough to bite my tongue though...

[Morgan Eilerman @MorgEilerman]

Newest addition to the Burg Fam

[Morgan Eilerman @MorgEilerman]

Today’s helper is severely fogging up my screen and keeps hitting the shift key.

[Morgan Eilerman @MorgEilerman]

Worlds cutest intern, emails may come back with more than usual spelling errors.

[cassidy △⃒⃘ @_cslush]

been so blessed to grow up right next to these two all throughout my childhood, so many memories I will cherish forever ❤️ (yes, that’s me the naked baby in front)

[Matt Eilerman @matteilerman]

@OldTakesExposed

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

This Zion debut...bit of a dud.

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing