CARLIE

[CARLIE @matteslax]

I AM NOT A LADY!!!! I EAT SLIM JIMS AND SMOKE CAMELS!!!!!!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!!!

[garshmo @garshmo]

I think my type is a nice person

[CARLIE @matteslax]

had all the boys over just to ask them how to pronounce fugazi

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

i hate when ppl are like “turn this music off ” first of all death grips is not music it’s like some other shit , plus scientists don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[CARLIE @matteslax]

belly tattoo my whole personality now, oops

[CARLIE @matteslax]

something along the lines of a shaman or medicine woman, i’d say

[ummm idk @fairymaxxing]

neither girlfriend nor wife material but something much weirder and unexplainable

[CARLIE @matteslax]

it’s me and my bolo against the world

[CARLIE @matteslax]

i want to be babied so bad 😭

[CARLIE @matteslax]

corn tea and prayers before bed <3

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

[CARLIE @matteslax]

my sister pulled into my driveway blasting death grips. so proud.

[CARLIE @matteslax]

decided to stop suffering for a few moments and listen to classical music in the mountains

[a 2nd meaner guy @SolidStapp]

yeah i got BPD

Buy Polar Disorder

[CARLIE @matteslax]

the only way you can get a man to behave is by making him fear you 😁

[CARLIE @matteslax]

this is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time 😁

[CARLIE @matteslax]

drinking a beer, crankin it and watching fight club

[CARLIE @matteslax]

b4 n after 3 armaretto sours