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[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Brazilian Federation statement on Neymar Jr conditions.

“Neymar underwent MRI on Monday and tests showed a good evolution in his treatment — within the expected parameters”.

“He will follow the recovery preparation process planned by the medical commission of the Brazilian National Team”.

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

It’s so funny that everyone has been screaming for Rio to start and all this time Slot’s been sat there thinking “fucking hell these guys really don’t like Ekitike” because the idea of dropping Cody Gakpo doesn’t even enter his head for a second.

[matt farrell @mattfarrell03]

@tayl0rm__

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Change the format.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

He did say he’d win in his second season. Congratulations!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨✈️ Patrick Dorgu will become Man United player for €30m plus €5m add-ons from Lecce, as expected.

Medical booked and contracts to be signed by Sunday.

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

By the way, I’m sure this Mamardashvilli fella is sound and all that but I’m not having it for a second that he comes in and is immediately ahead of that big beautiful Irish bastard.

[LD🥤 @LDftbl]

Gravenberch vs ‘Mainoo’

[luke @louorns]

Me thinking I’m being smart by not having Haaland in my FPL

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

This is the single greatest episode of television ever made.

[Paul @PauI16_]

Is this how the rest of the country felt when the Queen died?

[Grant @grantoasc]

luke littler could throw a dart up a spiders arse

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🔴⚪️ Understand negotiations between Arsenal and Ben White on new long term deal continue as feeling remains positive since day one.

It’s not done yet but in progress, all parties are very confident.

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Now it’s time for the closest thing to a real like Tekken fight that we’re ever gonna see. I’m split between a Jiri win late on after a war, or an Alex KO 2nd/3rd 🤔

[matt farrell @mattfarrell03]

Day ruined

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Rest in peace Pete, you were a local hero. Put a smile on everybody’s face who walked past ❤️

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

Criminal if he isn't given number 5

[matt farrell @mattfarrell03]

@ewancasphill Dead scran

[〰️ @SenseiCarl_]

Why don’t we just call it a day with football. It was a good 150 years while it lasted, but I think it’s finally reached it’s end.