shrödinger's matt

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I think I’m gonna start saying hindsight is 2019

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I don’t know man has anybody ever actually seen chestnuts roasting on an open fire

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@heeyitsamy Real talk

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@heeyitsamy Hot brew. Hottest trend of 2021

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@JaredAYochim It finally happened

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@heeyitsamy Morn'n

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Hi friends! I am trying to stop the removal of beautiful old growth trees in Caswell Hill! your signature would go a long way. much love.

Protect the trees of Caswell Hill! (Saskatoon, SK) - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/0LjFkWVVBS via @CdnChange

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This morning my electric fireplace lit on fire

Can't tell if it's broken, or if it finally achieved it's full potential

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the best thing about zoom university is how many people are comfortable vaping in front of 300 people

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@jtorv_yxe I never left

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Another weird thing: their president, who's administration has implemented these guidelines keeping people at home is encouraging these protests to continue, and to grow, so they can protest... Him?

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Weird thing about the global pandemic: far-right American activists, who spend so much time, energy, and resources trying to take away a woman's right to choose, are now organizing mass protests because their government has taken away their right to choose to go out and get sick.

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how come nobody told me Sia's first album is absolute 🔥🔥

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The weird thing about Easter for me is the implied notion that the purest and most divine form of love is death, in one way or another, and that some kind of salvation is made available through the murder of a human being.

Also that all of it somehow equals the Easter bunny

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sobeys is your god now

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2020 is a permanent Sunday

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Minecraft is a virtual anti-depressant

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@jtorv_yxe It really is. Want to go for a social distancing walk sometime?

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humans are social animals

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why did it take a global pandemic to get me to start a self-care routine