Matt Finke

Husband, father, accountant, Ballwinite, 6' 1, 186 lbs.

[Scott Smith @ScottFightsALS]

When over a hundred friends & family from across the country come rushing to your side for one epic show of support, you have to question just how unlucky you really are. Thank you to everyone who attended/donated! I definitely felt the ❤️.

#FlexOnALS #endALS #lovewins

[Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen]

Elder Millennials, be warned, you’ll probably watch this 10 times

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Is this even real?

[Claire McCaskill @clairecmc]

Remember in school when someone would stand up & give a book report? And it would be obvious almost immediately that they had not read the book? So they repeated stupid phrases (it was a beautiful book) and just made stuff up? Ladies & Gentleman I bring you the Trump Presidency.

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

3 months ago there weren’t enough masks.

We were desperately sourcing them from all over the globe.

Now there are plenty of masks but some people don’t want to wear them.

Come on, guys.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

At this point, wearing a Mask in public is more of an IQ test..

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

The League and players explained in Father/son duo titled “Juice vs Water.”
(Forgive my delayed voice)

[Nicholas A. Christakis @NAChristakis]

People with large followings who deliberately ignore science (for it was known since early February that COVID19 was serious & that it would be pandemic) or are irresponsibly incurious deserve to be first mocked and then ignored. What an utter loss of credibility. @TheDailyShow

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Mom Pro Tip:

If you're old enough to critique what I put in your lunch, you're old enough to make it yourself.

[T.J. Moe @TJMoe28]

So far:

Yankees: signed Gerrit Cole to biggest pitcher contract ever, 9 years, $324M

Nationals: signed Strasburg to 2nd biggest ever, 7 years, $245M

#STLCards: “We told Matt Carpenter to workout harder and try to get stronger”

[Molly Bozak @MollyBozak]

I guess we can skip Christmas card photos this year @Bozie42

[Matt Finke @mattfinke]

@ATLairport Why is your Customs line so long tonight? So brutal.

[Matt Finke @mattfinke]

@FlyFrontier having to wait close to an hour at Lambert for our bags from flight F91723 is unacceptable. Your team needs help!

[Matt Finke @mattfinke]

@MattSebek U2 canceling a show due to protests would be ironic, no?

[Gioia's Deli @GioiasDeli]

Currently making 120 sandwiches an hour.

[Matt Finke @mattfinke]

@B_man5133 @mnwild

[Matthew Brayfield @B_man5133]

@mnwild are Boudreau and Dubnyk happy with the amount of PP time you guys had today? Nerds.

[Matt Finke @mattfinke]

@SouthwestAir really wish the crew at DTW would get flight 1385 off the ground. Let's go boys!