Matt Foster

Pilot for an airline so fly big jets around the place. Likes: pretty much all sports, pretentious beers, strong coffee, good food

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@KatMerchant14 Fit over 40

[Kat Merchant @KatMerchant14]

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[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@GeriMoore_ Thought I saw you in TBA earlier. Hope you’re keeping well!

[BALPA @BALPApilots]

In an open letter to The Secretary of State for Transport @grantshapps, BALPA and over 3500 pilots urge the Government to rectify the unfair disadvantage UK pilots have been placed under by the inequality between UK and EU pilot licences following the UK’s exit from the EU (1/3)

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

19 year old kids, with the weight of the nation on their shoulders, being abused by a bunch of fat, sweaty, racist yobs with the weight of twenty years of doner kebabs on their flabby man-tits.

https://t.co/ypSKQBO8sp

[BALPA @BALPApilots]

We should be able to use the science and data to open-up a number of safe travel routes with the US and far more European destinations, just as other countries are doing.
(1/2)

[BALPA @BALPApilots]

"Today BALPA is taking part in the #TravelDayOfAction where Pilots, representatives throughout the whole of the travel and tourism industry are speaking up for travel"

Brian Strutton, Acting General Secretary
https://t.co/tAhxVsDC0O

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@gracedent This is just what I’ve been looking for!

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley It’s ok, when the thyme’s right, I’ve no doubt you’ll be ready

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley Totally. I can only imagine how silly this conversation would get on a proper Sunday tea 🙌🏽😂

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley Haha... I’m just trying to get to the root of argument that’s all 😬

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley ...shoot me now 🤦🏼‍♂️😂x

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley Haha, you know me.. love a good pun. I’ll leaf it alone if you know I was bark-ing up the wrong tree

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley Haha... I have no doubt you could water a planet if you wanted to. That just made me smile

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@ErikaWhiteley Planets? 😂

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@MilletsHelpTeam Hi Millets, I returned an item to one of your stores last week and the refund has still not been processed into my bank. Any chance you can look into it please as the cust. service phone lines are not working

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@fleetstreetfox Spunk-trumpet

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@rickygervais Oh Ollie... Fuck. I can’t even imagine. Holding Max that little bit closer this evening

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@UPSHelp Thanks @UPS last time I checked a golf club doesn’t bend in two when you try and deliver it. Waited 2 weeks and it this is how your driver in Boston left it...

[Matt Foster @mattflyer]

@bbctms any idea if tickets will be available at the gate on Sat for the Eng match? Heading to Delhi with work for the weekend