Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate

Patriotic Liberal. I also listen to records and fold laundry at or

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

There is no feeling of doomed optimism quite like that of replacing the cap on a tube of Krazy Glue and putting it away.

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

@Jacob_Frey What a bizarre and unquantifiable statement to make. Do you travel through the city (by bicycle, I assume) and count? I voted for you. Won’t make that mistake again.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

I’m hearing that many Gen Z voters have never heard the Access Hollywood tape, so it’d be a shame if it got RETWEETED tens of thousands of times on Elon Musk’s Twitter https://t.co/HTwmM4LP8c

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

@Condimentgrrl BECAUSE PRAYING'S FOR CHURCH

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

@Condimentgrrl I think it depends on how much of a prick they are. The serious assholes like the biker gang in Dawn, the worst of the soldiers in Day and the dude in the glasses in Shawn get eaten alive completely. #NightOfTheLivingDead

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Ah...Judy. Dead weight to the end. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Remember...remember when we had the big flood? You were a drag then too. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Judy for employee of the year! #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

How Helen doesn't have one of those fabric cigarette holders with the clasp is beyond me. She's a bridge party waiting to happen. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Welcome Judy! We look forward to your many productions to the team! #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

This whole cellar/not cellar argument is such a false choice. Move all the stuff to the cellar and stay upstairs. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Annnnd...the second act emerges from the cellar! #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

I never noticed before, but the cellar door has a bolt lock on the outside. So...you could lock somebody in? It is a farm house after all. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Ben's realizing how good he had it when Barbara was catatonic. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Barbara slips briefly into North Atlantic accent on "it's hot in here." #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Ben's soliloquy #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

@ChrisAFilippone What...your house doesn't have a bunch of random 2x4s stashed in the kitchen and not in your basement?

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Watch for the eye movement. #NightOfTheLivingDead #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

I am incredibly jealous of how good Ben looks in that cardigan. #tcmparty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

"Larry...shouldn't you be in bed?"
Dude - that's where he was when you knocked. #TheWolfMan #TCMParty

[Matt “Find Me Elsewhere” Fugate @mattfugate]

Really regretting not going next door on that first night, right? #TheWickerMan #TCMParty