Matt Galloway

Software developer, aspiring sailor, drummer, pontificator, narcissist, all around fungi

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@superchunk Fucking Adidas hat guy.

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@Hisco5 You keep using that word, but I do not think it means what you think it means.

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@marykoco Great set!

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@johnroderick or should I say faithful rendition.

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@johnroderick well done!

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Generally, people who start sentences with “We cannot overstate...” either aren’t trying very hard, have less than no imagination, don’t understand how English works or all of the above.

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So here the thing, I don’t _really_ care.

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I hate the phrase “broke the internet”. Also, I hate people.

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You can always trump with a dead mother.

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It’s unclear to me how a curler would benefit from doping.

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@TJClark Bitter sweet, man, bitter sweet.

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I prefer lemmings to cowards. At least lemmings have conviction.

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I’m always skeptical when I read a headline about someone “breaking the internet” on the internet. It’s much like someone verbally confirming their death.

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How to write a library the supports both Swift 3 & 4: Obj-C.

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“Who? Is disabling what?” responded nearly everyone upon learning that Sourceforge is disabling CVS.

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Nearly half of Americans don’t know Puerto Rico is a US territory? I suspect the half that voted for Trump.

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Did you hear about the mindfulness contest? You must be present to win.

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Why are we impressed when a neural net writes something that fools humans? Have you met humans? It’s a pretty low bar.

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Tech staffing companies typically bill 2x of what they pay contractors but offer little value add beyond resume collection & donuts. {sigh}