Theron Pookie Davis

Life is short and meth is cheap.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@thomaswayne9933 @monokichangf @ClayLaSoul It’s the 21st century, the opinion of Europeans no longer holds any weight, so keep up.

[Not Dave Canales @NotDaveCanales]

If the Carolina Hurricanes score 4 goals in the 3rd period to tie the game I’ll get a stormy tattoo. Please, for the love god.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@aA45h21 @Mar__G_3 Scum

[JT @jiratickets]

sitting down at the airport food court with my bento box and making eye contact with the japanese man who just sat down with his KFC order

[Ben Landau-Taylor @benlandautaylor]

I’m going to be honest. If someone randomly murdered my uncle, and was convicted of it in a court of law, but merely released on probation and sentenced to pay $19,000, then I would kill him.

[claire @rosiekennedyxx]

Nobody fell off harder than the hammerhead shark. Was a top shark for me as a kid and now completely obsolete in media and conversation.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@EtnzIndio @dabfordale

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@bryan_johnson @mattwritesbooks

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@Not_Simple_ @ZitiDoggsGolf Dude is 150 years old. Relax dude

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@R5form5r @SVR7210 @AWeirdPhysicist Critical thinking would factor in confusion in the cockpit, reaction time, training, what damage the pilot was and was not aware of, the pilots ability to detect what exactly was damaged and how severely, and the limited amount of time they had to react to the entire situation.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@BottomStructure @SecDuffy Announced on the 7th and rolled out over the next days.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@HereticArtwork @fleshsimulator People are using my tax dollars to become and remain comically obese and unhealthy and I think they should be limited on what they can spend my money on*

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@HereticArtwork @fleshsimulator We both know what the results would be if we tested the BMI of everyone on food stamps. Not even close to starving

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@sck1919 @ThePloughCo @Martyupnorth_2 Weak country, weak economy, weak government. He doesn’t have to invade Canada to make an enticing case for a large swath to secede.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@SickaMN @LoroAsh @karol All US airline pilots take the same check rides and do the same training. Hiring may be biased but standards are not.

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@RebbJones @Bhess @karol Everyone knows what they mean by Tarmac so the correction is not necessary.

[Alex Kehr @alexkehr]

hot take: central park should be paved over and turned into an airport

[Theron Pookie Davis @MattGetsHigh]

@GalVillain @Harry197362728 @MeesterSaggot @shitbiscuit You have no clue what you’re talking about. You watched one show from a comedian that ferries planes as a fun side gig.