Matt Getty

Award-winning author of You Will Behave

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

@AMCTheatres Posting this here because no one at AMC will respond. So you're threatening to cancel my "A-List" membership because you don't staff your theaters to allow me to comply with your rules. I guess, I'm sorry for trying to be a loyal customer. Shame on me.

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

@MaryScarlett2u Thanks! I take that as high praise, since I find nothing more difficult than a summary.

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

@basaghan @oscilloscopelit Thanks so much! By the way, there's a longer, novel version of “When my Girlfriend Lost the Weight” out there, steadily collecting rejections over the last few years. So keep your fingers crossed that it goes from manuscript to book one day.

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

My new short story, "The Back of My Neck," is out today in @oscilloscopelit. Give it a read if you're looking for a quick take on where love, violence, identity, and pest control intersect: https://t.co/cfTtDnK15d

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

My new short story, "The Back of My Neck," is out today in @oscilloscopelit. Give it a read if you're looking for a quick take on where love, violence, identity, and pest control intersect: https://t.co/cfTtDnK15d

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Proud to make my gift to Dickinson on Day of Giving! #dsongives

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Recorded an #acoustic #folk #lullaby of sorts: https://t.co/WH2vvKxvek

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

New track: Surf-guitar played through @iZotopeInc Trash 2 over @CyclickBob drum samples from @computermusicuk. https://t.co/9aY3lohqpY

[Dave Richeson @divbyzero]

S-town's John B. Mclemore's hedge maze on Google maps https://t.co/OqewR8uyCk

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Produced another #punk track for The Gags. https://t.co/gGYCLyTIvf

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Most insightful thing I read today: Insulting nicknames are a sign of unconditional love among male friends. From The Nix by @nathanreads

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Produced a #synthpop track with the help of some great virtual gear from @computermusicuk https://t.co/N3ejfNFMoP

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

One thing about me, I definitely know when to say when. Any time I ask a question about time. #oneliners

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Whenever someone mentions @Big_Little_Lies to me, I tell them, "You mean Big Little Lies, not Big Little Eyes." This can go on forever.

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

If I were a supercomputer my secret identity would be a cash register. #idontgetit

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Tried my hand at producing an #acoustic upbeat #indiefolk song: https://t.co/T8zsOwjNOR

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

#dsonphotos

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Merging enviro-pessimism and sci-fi hope, #allthebirdsinthesky by @charliejane is a powerful parable for our age https://t.co/YB0VuW8V6u

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

I think there is one thing more important than the man of genius—and that is the genius of man.

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Proud to make my gift for the Day of Giving. #dsongives

[Matt Getty @mattgetty]

Bird #nothingbuttrailers