Matthew Grauel

single mom of 3

[Joseph A. Iacona @iaconaj22]

Kachow??

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

what do you know, another old naked dude standing in front of my locker when i need to get to it

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

wow dresser from @IKEAUSA @IKEAUSAHelp turned out great. just what i wanted :)

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

yo if anyone needs milk

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

my patient - “thanks mark”
me - “actually is matt”
patient - “same ballpark”
so now i’m mark

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

when you forget to put your patient’s bed alarm on

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

if you’re ever thinking about getting your best friend a housewarming gift. i’d go with coasters with pictures from freshman year of high school on them

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

i can’t wait to see this movie 😩

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

ugh just got pulled over by this guy for walking too fast

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

so my dad caught a skunk this morning after it sprayed my dogs😂

ps: the skunk was unharmed and released

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

blue diamond out here trollin vegans

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

if i could have a free punch at any person in the world, it would be the entire warriors team

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

girls on spring break:
-goes to beach
-takes pic of ass
-goes back inside
-captions it “never wanna leave”
-700 likes

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

*patient calls for me to close their curtain*
i close it.

patient - “alright, i love ya”
me- oh ha yeah you too.. oh ur on the phone, haha yeah, see ya”

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

@iaconaj22 thanks handsome

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

@Mike_Ranallo22 love you hun :)

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

@SethPhares thanks sweetheart :) miss you a lot

[Matthew Grauel @mattgrauel]

nothing makes me happier than getting stuck behind someone going under the speed limit