Matt Haas

Skank, Tuesgay & Bennington fanatic!

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@bushpissrel It's great!

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@nickmullen @luisjgomez What a row rife!

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@ComicDaveSmith What a row rife!

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@aerielist @stinkskc @carolineframke @sasimons Racism=bad, good jokes about racism=funny

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@what_what_butt_ All gave some, some gave all

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@LaneJohnson65 More like Nancy Kerrigan!

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@EliotShorrParks You are the expert

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@carlruiz $1k purse & she's dressed like Dice?

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@football_Kelly Bad way to start a union, publicly pressuring her into saying yes

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@mikescott sorry you had to be subjected to those assholes yesterday! What a bunch of morons

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@TyJohnsonNews #noshit

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@JasonFox29 Breaking news: tomatoes have a lot of sugar

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@bertkreischer Every Tarantino movie

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@MattOHa35084530 Instead he gets signed by the fattest of pigs

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@DaveWeasel Shit weed

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@DanSoder @joederosacomedy Shampoo box!

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@J_Rich1 With me, you'd be high as fuck

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@GottliebShow Wow, you're a real queef stain

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@EliotShorrParks What a queef you are!