RIZZsatz Haderach

Oil & Gas Exploration: US, Canada, Latin America, and Africa Enigmas never age, have you noticed that?

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@ccmembersonly You described most of the bbq beef in Texas

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@FreddyLA7 That's the numero Uno Cane's

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@FrancisVeenema The first person who gets their foot stepped on will probably encourage the rest of them to move as well...

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@Thomas33466234 @FrancisVeenema The league my kid plays in (of course) has a written rule do not set up behind the goals. Almost every game I have to go tell somebody to move. And they're so dense they never get why they shouldn't sit there...

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@bimbbie Who would've ever thought 20 years ago that one day this would be an unmistakably "rural" look?? 😂

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@mary_pezzulo My mom and her sisters are from the south are thin, and nothing is more valuable to them than looking good. It's the one way out, it's the one way up, to be ugly in any way is to be cursed or just lazy in their minds...

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@darrelltalksfi In the long-term you'll make more money if you invest it then if you put it in a house

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@TheStingisBack What I like about that joke is that it doesn't tell you who Kurt Vonnegut is or that the person writing the paper is the real Kurt Vonnegut. I'd seen this movie four or five times before I knew that.

Zero chance at all that a movie made today would leave that joke hanging

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@themaddierune How hilarious would it be if the next great American novel was somehow written by @TimJDillon

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@tafphorisms "It's not just that she doesn't like you. She doesn't appreciate you—that's the issue" 😂

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@LeylaKuni Lowkirkenuinely

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@dwkamish Nobody that I know of across the past 40 years that ever got a PhD from my department ever got a tenured research professor job. A handful of adjunct lecturers.

One guy got a masters the time I was there went on to get a tenured job. Least intellectual guy I ever met...

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@patapackala @TLiterarian Everyone I've personally known who was "unhoused" was a person in between things who slept in a car between homes. But I've known at least 9-10 people that happened to. Mostly people perusing graduate degrees who had periods of abject poverty but got good jobs later...

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@puddleg @freganmitts I just asked my wife 5 minutes ago if she liked this book she said verbatim: "I loved it but the main character almost ruined it for me. I had zero empathy for him and he pissed me off the entire time". 😂

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@puddleg @freganmitts Good for her (and you).

Maybe it's a coincidence that the women I've known hated it, but it seems there's almost some sort of "I can't enjoy a book if I'm disgusted by the antagonist" that affects women more than men?

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@KeithNHumphreys @BrendanNyhan If they flunk out half the student body and drive the university into bankruptcy, all they're doing is depriving the good students of an education.

And sadly that’s not an option for untenured faculty who would like to keep their jobs...

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@FreddyLA7 @tylershough2 @Saints @PelicansNBA And They haven't even driven I-10 between New Orleans and Lafayette yet... 😀

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@glbaumann Zero

Yearly checkups and one concussion. That's about it...

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@ReubenR80027912 They already did this across 10,000 different programs but we axed it....