Matt Hains

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Loving the darts in the last few days. Sensational stuff! #darts

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Just ran 5.5 miles in the pouring rain #truewarriorshavesorenipples #midlifecrisis?

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Bouncebackability is key in the modern world #ohdearsmashedagain

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@jshileika great work! I'll do some press ups later in sympathy :)

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Just took my 3 year old and 4 year old on the rapids at Butlins. They were mermaids and I was a dolphin #fun

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Back on the road to Butlins. Thanks #rac #quikfit

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Broken down on the M5 on the way to Butlins, can't believe my car doesn't have a spare tyre #sonearyetsofar

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Tony Moglione has sold out, points mean nothing, Lake Natoma all the way! #sutterstreetforever

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Good luck to everyone doing the Swindon half marathon today. Enjoy :)

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@thewishwarrior Forget Coate #chargedupdroveroadlikeitwasntthere :)

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@thewishwarrior Yes! Good speed. Good strength. #warrior

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

I met Snow White today and spent a whole hour wondering whether I fancied her or not #oddmomentsatchildrensparties

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Alexander says I am a metro sexual #shavedchest

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

My Mrs just entered the Swindon Half Marathon! Why not join her? https://t.co/jC415lKB via @PRIMO_Solutions

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@Atiff_uk Instructor is cool, look forward to seeing you there :)

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@Atiff_uk It was good, just destroyed me the first time, I'll definitely be going back

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

What should you do if you are on the toilet when the fire drill goes off? #cleanyourbum

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@bellamoir Please wear it to work so I can verify :)

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

@bellamoir Please tell you didn't buy that #grownmendontweardungarees

[Matt Hains @MattHainsUK]

Circuits are the way forward! Every muscle in my body is in pain and it's only going to get worse overnight. Thanks, Alicia :) #sweat