Matt Holdcroft

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@WheezingPod The dark secret of Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds is that, like Robert Gunner in Planet of the Apes, all the horses have been lobotomised.
This is also why there has been no 4K release of the series.

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@ItsJohnRain Yes please

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@lecanardnoir If I was Scottish it would have to be:
“So long, and thanks for all the pish”

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@ccfage Are you sure they weren't Koi carp?

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@tkingdot Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

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This mam-gu's gone to Milford Haven
#WelshPixies

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@MrKenShabby No-one would have believed you

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@theparapod Amazon at least are on UTC (GMT) so you can buy it now!

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@HillyFoz @theparapod Just bought it on Amazon

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@STFTMBs @Baddiel My favourite bakery tracks:
"Egg washed and somewhat slightly glazed."
"Queen Batch"

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@Dustin_McK The real question is “What was Rome doing up that ladder in the first place?”

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@MattBerryMusic Will you be touring with @ccfage and co?

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@KrazyBatLady Dahmer Orange I hope!

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@quantick Telly tubterranean homesick blues
#bobdylankidsTV

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@ashleystorrie Made from Sapient Pearwood?

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@Pappystweet

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@DrMarkDoyle Culloden Sway

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@KatieSBarker Those Yoda’s look like they are lined up at a urinal waiting for the Vaders to finish.

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@writeden @tkingdot I’m what I’m

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@coralmancy @MrKenShabby One compelling piece of evidence that we live in the darkest timeline is that David Bowie and Kate Bush never got to collaborate. Somewhere in the multiverse those performances exist and it makes me sad that this version of me can only imagine them...