Earl

Hello

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Has spent the last 5 years either bad, pouting, injured, or suspended.

Openly engages and antagonizes the fan base, right after another poor showing.

Less than 48 hours later: “You’re our guy.”

Browns fans I don’t know how you do it.

[20 Years Ago Sports @20YearsAgoSport]

Wild news in the hockey world today. Evgeni Malkin who was the 2nd overall pick in the 2004 NHL draft left his Russian team during an exhibition in Finland today.

Malkin has been bound to his Russian team since being drafted after his team and the NHL could not agree to a transfer fee.

Malkin is signed with his team in Russia for this season but it appears as if he is trying to break his contract and play in the NHL this season instead.

[Dr. Catharine Young @DrCatharineY]

In April 1955, a nurse held up a newspaper for a polio patient so he could read the headline...the disease that paralyzed him had finally been beaten.

Vaccines came too late for him. But they did come in time for millions of others. Let's never forget that.

[CheezeTalk_Sportz_Pod @CheezeTalk_Pod]

Jim Nantz: "Tony, keys to the game?"

Romo: "I'm not legally allowed to have those right now, Jim."

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

so for those who aren’t big gamblers this means if you bet $100 on the cardinals to win the div, you’ll lose $100.

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

nfl season hasn’t even started yet and cleveland is already losing.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

Cop - “Sir, are you drunk?”

Tony Romo - “Ahhhh I don’t know Jim!”

[PMT Stats @PmtStats]

Imagine drafting both of them in the same draft

Deciding you want neither of them

Only getting one 1st rounder, 29 games of Anthony Davis, and Max Christie in return

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

at this point you need to review all the photos and videos in your camera roll because there's like a 7 percent chance that you captured footage of Vrabel and Russini in public totally by accident

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

BREAKING: PGA Tour announces welcome back party for LIV players tonight on the 9th green at 9pm. Players have also been advised to dress nice for the occasion.

[greg @greg16676935420]

IRS: you owe us taxes

Me: how much do I owe?

IRS: you get to figure that out

Me: can I just pay what I want?

IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too

Me: what if I guess wrong?

IRS: jail

Happy tax day!

[Nicky Smokes @nickysmokess]

“Yo boys tee off without me, I’ll meet you on the fourth hole”

[Mallory McMorrow @MalloryMcMorrow]

The cost of your flight went up because you searched for it twice. Your rideshare costs more because your phone battery is dying.

This is surveillance pricing – corporations using your own data and behaviors against you.

In the US Senate, I’ve got a plan to ban it.

[Earl @mattham42]

@JakePasini Agree!!

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

NBA DUNK CONTEST IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥

[Earl @mattham42]

@beatingthebook @RufusPeabody @BetTheProcess @UnabatedSports @MasseyPeabody @TWishnev @Showtime @NotTheeWillHill @VSiNLive Thanks for another incredible season!! Been listening for over a decade, hard to believe!! Good luck on yinz bets!

[Brad Everett @BREAL412]

With Pitt playing Louisville tonight, here’s a throwback to Sam Young’s windmill dunk against the Cardinals, which happened 17 years ago today‼️

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

EMOTIONAL ENDING:

The great Scott Hanson was emotional as he signed off for the final time on #NFL RedZone for the 2025 season.

“Oh it gets me a little bit. Don't cry that it's over. Smile that it happened. A fantastic 2025. God bless you in 2026”

ICON🫡https://t.co/RKRpPn8bCe

[Our Old Ball Game @ouroldballgame]

Stunning photo of Roberto Clemente at Forbes Field.

[Tesla Aaron L @TeslaAaronL]

2026 will be a banger year