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[matthania @matthaniaa_]

desperately need to try chicken salad chick 😂😂 im feenin for it

[¥ @laylanaiim]

My PATTERN recognition skills makes me an absolute MENACE to folks who thrive on manipulation.

[𝓡💋 @reesiiess]

Dawg this movie was scary as FUCK.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

have you ever been annoyed by someone's mindset? like, you cannot believe they actually think like that.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[matthania @matthaniaa_]

LMFAOOOOOO

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

Me staring at a picture i am about to post but it's getting uglier and uglier

[☔ @Whotfismick]

how I feel when someone is showing me a video that isn't funny and lasts more than 2 minutes

[matthania @matthaniaa_]

who is otto hightower feelin like 😭 like fr

[bevin @Kevchesterr]

you would’ve thought the nigga was hanging from the empire state building

[staxxx🦅 @papiwontmiss]

Is this a controlling abusive boyfriend or just my 6 year old niece after i missed her facetime call???

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Is it me or I’m trip’n but… washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ⛧ @nazzygirlxx]

might start booing in the middle of convos if i don’t like how it’s going

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If I bought this on accident I would react in a way that would make the local news

[matthania @matthaniaa_]

yall really just be using words in sentences because it sounds right and not because you actually know the meaning 😭 im irritated by how many people use "infamous" incorrectly

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

Me watching how boring I'm becoming, knowing fully I was never like this before.

[alondra @alondramaren]

Instagram notes piss me off. Like grow the fuck up and log on to twitter omg

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

I’ll never take my phone off DND. There’s no emergency I can save anyone from

[DP💞 @darie_llee]

All gay jokes aside tho .. that goes to show niggas HOMEBOYS really do be YES MAN no way it’s a car full of niggas letting him have that girl but ass naked on a 8hr ride and NOT ONE NIGGA SPOKE UP !

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

yt coworkers every time you come in with new hair