Hawkeye, His Dadness

He/Him.

[Hawkeye, His Dadness @matthawkeye]

Alright, now I’m @matthawkeye.bsky.social

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@geekheart I wouldn’t say no if it hasn’t been taken

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“You can smell this movie and it fucking rules” thank you @WHMPodcast for the huge laugh on the ninja turtles episode

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Email from my father breakdown:
Two sentences asking about my children.
Entire paragraph talking about his geriatric cat who is unwell.
Entire paragraph talking about the theme party he is throwing for my step moms family with great detail.
Three sentences about movies. End.

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Calvin: Daddy are you my best friend?
Me: Sure am!
Calvin: No you’re not.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

she’s perfect

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@SchoolOfMovies @lemon_vampire Well that’s going to be in my head all day now

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Calvin: Everyone has hair. Except you, dad

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@katrinaRavioli

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Me: Kids, we’re having a guest over tonight, make sure you have good manners and are kind.
Wally: Ok but what if I want to do something else?

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@katrinaRavioli Honestly I say remove the years under the photos. Already days “50 years” in big letters, people can math it themselves and no one gets pedantic about “well technically it’s from” blah blah blah

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@katrinaRavioli Thank you Romagnoli, Katrin

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I’m not ready for my vacation to be over, so I will just listen to jimmy buffet while working this morning.

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@katrinaRavioli Lee appears to have no feelings about it

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@katrinaRavioli Why is she so angry about the unicorn

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@katrinaRavioli @geekheart If you find a way to address this I’d be interested to hear it

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@SchoolOfMovies I revisit every few years and it’s wonderful every time

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@geekheart Unicorn fart and infringement sound so good right now

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For breakfast this morning, my youngest 1/3 of a cucumber and wanted more