Matthew Haydock

Oligarch and Dog Poet

[The Poke @ThePoke]

Trump tweeted “USA STRONG” but these 6 takedowns were stronger.
https://t.co/UgTB6QlqFF

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Fox News:
SALES OF TOTEM POLES HITS RECORD LOW
Shares in the large wooden carvings plummet leaving totem pole salesmen scratching their heads
LINK - https://t.co/sNYuDJeRMJ

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

CHRIS KAMARA - "I CAN LEVITATE A COUPLE OF INCHES OFF THE GROUND"
LINK - https://t.co/sRWumLV9cB

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Fox News:
DANA INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION
Eurovision Song Contest winner accidentally sent to the International Space Station due to administrational error!
LINK - https://t.co/y7OpAjcdE3

[Chortle Comedy @chortle]

Video: Lockdown by Fashion Gloves, new one-man spoof hair metal band https://t.co/zQwNwtxmXd

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Donald Trump now just a few tweets away from only being able to say the word 'SAUSAGES' like the dog from the Wall's advert

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Let’s take a look at tomorrow’s headlines

[andrew @floellaumbagabe]

me commuting to work at the end of lockdown

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Get this month’s @vizcomic
I did some of it.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Today is a momentous day for millions of people.
A day of celebration for all those people who spend their evening watching TV with the big light on. The people who collect Compare The Meercat dolls and arrange them above their mantelpiece. It is a day of joy for the man who...

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Some really interesting and articulate points from Wayne here. I’m glad the best people won. Be terrible if the country’s future had been decided by a bunch of fucking mutants who look like they’ve just crawled out of a mass grave for coronavirus casualties.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Fashion Gloves- Lockdown

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Fashion Gloves - Lockdown https://t.co/R2qC6fchUK via @YouTube

[Matthew Haydock @matthaydock]

NYE this year I looked out of the window at about 2am and saw a shooting star. Girlfriend said it was a sign that it was going to be my year.

Just wiped my arse on an Osama Bin Laden T-shirt that I got out of the attic and had bought from a market in Bangkok in 2004 for a laugh.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

Remembered half way round that I didn't need 40 copies of The Sun. Fucked them into the milk.

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

FOX NEWS: JEREMY CL-ARK-SON
Clarkson claims he’s been visited by God and instructed to build an ark in preparation for forthcoming apocalypse. LINK -https://t.co/QWZ6q2j1IH

[Gus The Fox @GusTheFox]

What’s the biggest animal you reckon you could gaffer tape to a van?