Matt Healey

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@bob_burrough User: Select the blue circle and make it green. No not that blue circle the other one.
AI: There are 15 blue circles on this screen Karen. Which one do you want me to make green.
User: The one above the other blue circles oh FFS just give me a mouse cursor and I’ll do it myself.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@zcichy You’re one of the few people left on Twitter I still follow. Everyone seems to have moved to the far-less-toxic 🐘site. Hope to see you there soon.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@elonmusk No! We wanna watch this train wreck in slow motion. Plus the more you focus here, the more Tesla and SpaceX can distance themselves from you.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@cmdrtaco If only there was some way to convey information, world-wide, that wasn’t Twitter. You could even have your nickname followed by some sort of top-level network designation…

On there, you could post any information you wanted. It’s a shame such a system doesn’t exist.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@cmdrtaco hachyderm dot io is full of geeky people all talking about fun stuff. The admin also gives live updates on the deployment of the services. You might get a kick out of it.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@Twitterrific Hurry up and take my 🐘 money!

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@actonline I’m curious, which apps and/or developers do you represent?

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@abcperth No.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@BoredElonMusk The kind that finally makes people unfollow you.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@BoredElonMusk Seem that Bored Elon is on the same bender as the real Elon with wild accusatory posts about things that only happened in their minds.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@OvercastFM Thanks to Linode for sponsoring this update.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@cabel I would share it but I’m too busy trying to get rid of all the ads for Apple Fitness Music TV Plus

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@Twitterrific So long. And thanks for all the… birds?

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@zcichy So they can make 30% from apps instead.

[Ken Kocienda @kocienda]

No. This is false. I helped to create two different billion-user projects at Apple: WebKit and iPhone. I was on these teams from the earliest stages and I never once came close to sleeping at the office. It’s not an essential part of doing great work.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@_DavidSmith was just trying to get CalZones for a friend but it’s not available in the Australian App Store. Is this a bug or a feature?

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@zcichy Back in the day, Resident Evil ran on the GameCube, so they have a history of supporting graphically underpowered systems. I doubt something like Crysis or CoD would fair as well.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@tvaziri Imitating Yoda you are.

[Matt Healey @matthealey81]

@pschiller @CapcomUSA_ I feel like it needs some gambling ads to make it a better fit on Apple platforms. (Too soon?)