Matt

He/him OSU ‘22

[Sethy @Brizksie]

Girl fuck you

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[outside five sigma @jwt0625]

TIL theres another type of spiders (ballista spiders) that choose to lure just one type of ant with tens of tensioned silk strands it would spend 4 hours building and wrapping, and the ant would bite it and get launched at 130g acceleration.

[Kai Bosworth @kaibosworth]

"The more pollution there is, the more valuable, more unique clean air and water is"

[Chi-Chi @ home @ChichiAi]

It’s so wild seeing all these different locations that are just straight up real places in my town

[Maxance Vincent @MaxFromQuebec]

Dear @IMAX,

I would like to be trained as a projectionist. I'm not joking — I'd love to learn how to do it. I don't have any engineering qualifications, but if you showed me how, I'd be able to learn.

WE NEED TO KEEP LARGE-FORMAT FILM PROJECTIONS ALIVE!!!

[BSF 🇬🇧🐀 @BSF42069]

We’ve come a long way

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

That beer hit my hand on a Friday like Mjolnir

[Stolen Land, Stolen People @SlugShaman]

This is probably going to go unreported but this might be the most shocking thing any talking head has ever said on television.

He straight up just said we should murder all homeless people.

[mawia @rottedbrainz]

big iron on his hip
big iron on his hiiip

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

i think the main takeaway i felt from sinners is i left being really excited about movies

watching it it felt like everyone involved cared about what they were making

i love world building in movies as a person who escapes in shows/movies so i enjoyed the time put into it

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

My favorite is when he has an idea that’s fine on its own and then the reasoning is insane. He’ll be like, “You should wear sunscreen,” and then the explanation is, “Aliens have UV vision and it blocks them from seeing your face bones which they collect.”

[Osita Nwanevu @OsitaNwanevu]

I know what to say. If you're willing to build your politics around saying naughty words, you're weak and stupid and will never accomplish anything of note. Just the mirror image of people who think language-policing is struggle. No real power or purpose in any of it.

[Matt @matthendison]

@yoxics kinda

[eleanor @eleanordotcomm]

addicted to asking "do you want one of you two" when walking past a couple taking a selfie. just my little bit to keep love alive.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

undocumented migrants are stealing your jobs, your welfare AND your houses. they're also doing all the crimes. this is the republican platform. its objectively untrue and also insane.

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@letsgo__b4andon I don’t just claim that it’s straight ball knowledge, I’ve shown it. also, change your twitter name, it’s repugnant