matthew

obsessive seeker of enlightenment followed closely by lover of cheesy wotsists.

[matthew @matthew09261899]

@DesireeAmerica4 My ex shoved an astray up my arse whilst I slept. I often think of her as I flick my ash.

[matthew @matthew09261899]

@VictoriaCoren I’m still waiting for ask the family’s triumphant return.

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@prodnose Danny Baker , how’s the career going?

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@MattCainWriter Lovely mate x remember your dad with love in your heart.

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@ShappiKhorsandi I’m going for Versailles or catford.

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@iainlee Definitely sonic the hedgehog

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@ShappiKhorsandi Well done, front line worker here, second due on the 28th