Matthew Rice

Official account for THE Matthew Rice!.. Haza! #wricefaps for fanart

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

Hey guys, as some of you have heard, Matthew Rice has passed on to his next realm. From now on, this accound will be ran by his secret son plot twist "Sylvester Rice Jr."

And remember the wise words...

Stay fat, get fatter, be the fattest.

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

@MuffinEater_45 Yo you gotta credit me brah

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

@ToonHive oh boy!

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

@monocolormoment Looks familiar don’t it?..

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

Wow.. yall really forgot about me, I guess I’ll just die alone.

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

*Itches my fupa* what’s all the fuss about?

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

everyone say hello to my brother tobricescus

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

Poop warrior plush was accepted! Everybody jump and say hooray! *Jumps* huh? Wonder what that shake was.

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

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[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

*BUUUUURP* Keep those hush gapys coming! Daddy’s hungry!

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

you know.... maybe my shoes are pregnant... I better take them off.

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

@CALMDOWNVOVA128 Ooh!! I love staring at my own ass! Thanks for art brah!

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

@willsgardevoir change your nickname its racist

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

Hey guys meet my new friend!

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

@SMLResurgence That’s a very good representation of me!.. could use more fat rolls though..

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

yes, if you suck dick it makes you gay

[Matthew Rice @matthew4rice]

HYPOTHETICAL:

Press this button and you will receive pizza for the rest of your life BUT every 5 seconds there is a 1/3 chance you die.