Matthew Sparks

Common or garden, diabetic nerd.
Not as funny as I think I am.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@anon_opin Do you mean he was suffering with low blood glucose rather than low insulin?

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

I want to pass on my thanks to @MaisieAdam for her "ten to two" insight on MTW.
Despite being ripped the P on it at the time, it's helped me tremendously today by not going A over T in a very icy Warsaw. 🫡

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@anon_opin It's also a crap name for a dating agency too.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@GeoffNorcott I do although I'm tired this morning.
Therefore your very funny gig has left me tetchy and needing a coffee. Thanks a bunch.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@talbzmeister @fesshole Talbot...

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@jdleggcan @anon_opin They drive there?

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@WestMidsPCC @WMPolice @SimonFosterPCC @Trafficwmp Great stuff. I'm in support of this. But whilst there is some correlation of "speeding" and "dangerous" driving it is not a solution for both.

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[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@anon_opin We have the number and street name on a slate design by the front door, yet we still get parcels/takeaways for the subsequent street.
(No we don't keep them.)

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

I'm disappointed that this Stormzy/McDonald's tie in doesn't show him picking up food via a Drive Thru.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@anon_opin Don't forget the leather "bookcase" cover too.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@Mikesbeerstuff @anon_opin Amazon Prime but you'll have to purchase it I'm afraid. 👍🏻

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@fesshole Ahh, the playground joke of: "Second hand toilet paper. Do you get it?"

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@fesshole You mean it's not?!
Well I've learned something today.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@anon_opin @AccidentalP

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@AerLingus Have already done so. But your bot keeps responding with, well, nonsense.

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

Hello @AerLingus. I've been trying to give positive feedback but all I get is a bot that can't help. It's making me question now whether I should bother. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Can you help?

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@anon_opin I knew I had to change mine a few years ago when one of my team accused me of catfishing. Have I really aged that badly?

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@WestMidRailway Rammed but it was there at least. 🙂

[Matthew Sparks @matthew_74]

@WestMidRailway morning team. Two trains cancelled from TIP to BHM , both of which have the same fault reported. Is it worth waiting the hour for the next?