Matthew Chan

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[Matthew Chan @Matthew_J_Chan]

bi-polar bear

[Matthew Chan @Matthew_J_Chan]

Why does my voicemail assistant still sound like she is from 1995

[Matthew Chan @Matthew_J_Chan]

Watches video about baby puma being adopted and growing up as a pet. Comments section - 7 page debate if this is ethical or not

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Everything adds to each other ➕♾️➕♾️

[Matthew Chan @Matthew_J_Chan]

make it illegal for companies to show back to school ads in July

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If your name is still on a printed bday card then your parents are normal

[Matthew Chan @Matthew_J_Chan]

Telling someone they have potential is just an insult in disguise

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At the age where you’re not sure if the kid(s) in your friends’ photos is theirs or not

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Camera crew at NFL games getting hit by the football

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@emohree And small brain brain

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Is toast considered burnt?

[Matthew Chan @Matthew_J_Chan]

@emohree You’re right

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Cirque du soleil is like seaworld with humans

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What’s a “creative space”?

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The word “poo” is not used enough in songs

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Stop doing ukulele covers.

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At least I’m smart enough to know I’m a dumbass

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4/29 blaze it

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I should play @dominos with @pizzahut boxes