Matthew Jumper

Juggling and photography loving Christian engineer. Married to @katiejumper, father of @levijumper, @isaacmjumper, & @noahjumper. We live in & love Oakley.

[Matthew Jumper @matthew_jumper]

Colts interim coach Jeff Saturday could be Tom Hanks and Russel Crowe’s baby.

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@mdavidbrown I think we should wait for more data. The new study only suggests that losing weight can make you less overweight. I also really enjoyed the "Relevant people" section for your tweet on several levels.

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I’m sure the new Covid strain being named nu isn’t going to confuse anyone. But it is opening wide the options for a new WHO’s on first routine.

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@thewalkinggreen @drantbradley They apparently do (this is in DC), though not sure what format they were trying to build that was blocked in NYC. Target gets a lot more good will in general compared to Walmart, but their effect on small businesses seems like it would have to be similar.

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@cesarmillan reco for a 4mo puppy who loves eating 17-yr cicadas? We love to let him run in the yard but he eats himself sick. I liken it to having a toddler in a world littered with jelly beans. Leaning toward a light mesh muzzle for the few weeks of peak bugs. Thoughts?

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@thewalkinggreen You're still fine. No worries though. If it goes downhill, I'll just fade you back and add more Kentucky Graham. Keep making the joyful noise.

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I present to you an interview about my high fives with @NonTweetingGabe
https://t.co/75FXV9Ew3l

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@johnkrausphotos Love your work. I may be down in South Padre in a month or so and a field trip to boca chica could happen. Are you shooting from an area as official press or are there areas for amateurs to set up too?

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@mike_moroski Why?

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@FacesPics Spinach leaf.

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@s_allee @timkellernyc John Legend did too.

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@BatJana Saw it from Oakley. To the south.

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@GoofyBill was your Horace voice in Prince & Pauper inspired by Cameron impersonating George Peterson in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off? https://t.co/sHvVafn0zG

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@GEAviation The engine with legs!

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@johnmacarthur @campusevangel That you at 1:42?

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@EvilJoeyVotto Vampire.

[Cecily Zander @CNZander]

Civil War generals as Muppets a definitive thread:

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@JonAcuff Many of them make sense. Must disagree on the Grand Canyon.

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@PitchingNinja They should make multiple levels of the puke emoji for these posts.