Matthew Danger Combs

actor, writer, explorer.

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Quitting nicotine again at a particularly stressful time in my life is peak Matt behavior, but boy do I love a challenge.

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Picture this: a happy hour, but the only deal is $1 shots of @JeppsonsMalort, are you going?

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Not good enough.

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@elonmusk Slop

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Also, I just paid my taxes. Nothing more humbling than that, while billionaire p*dos run this country into the ground, and starving artists like myself are perpetually assaulted by the systems set in place by those in charge.

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I just finished “Chasing the Boogeyman” by @RichardChizmar and holy cow, I honestly couldn’t put it down. The last one that couldn’t grip me enough was probably “Fairy Tale” by @StephenKing a few years ago. Both novels inspirational to an aspiring novelist. Well done, gents!

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Hot take: Malort is better than Jack Daniel’s.

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3rd annual Halloween birthday party was a success 🙂‍↕️

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Love thy neighbor, ya filthy animal

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Fuck turbo tax

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Nobody:
The ‘Nosferatu’ makeup team:

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All I want for Christmas is a car. And socks.

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Fuck I’m too old to be overthinking this much

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I’ve never had to put a dog down in my entire 30 years. It’s one of the hardest things I’ve ever had to do. I’m simply heartbroken. Riley, I’ll think of you always— the best furry brother I’ve ever had 💔

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Say goodbye to checks and balances.

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Visiting Tennessee for the first time in over 2 years 😬

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Being consistently told by my picky roommate that what I eat is gross is pretty damn annoying

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Seeing @mtrench tonight in Denver, let’s fucking gooooo

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I grew a moustache for a contract and now my phone’s Face ID doesn’t recognize me

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The El Camino is the mullet of cars. And I’ve always said that.