Matthew Amelung

Whatever and ever amen.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

@realDonaldTrump you’re tacky and I hate you.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

@realDonaldTrump You are such a fucking douchebag.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

Nothing gets my morning started quite like stepping in a pile of cat puke.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

I’m a little late to the party on this but my old band just had a song reach 1 million streams on spotify. It’s pretty cool that we live in era where an… https://t.co/Qo7l50fpKM

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

SPOILER ALERT: Harold and Kumar DO get to White Castle.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

@realDonaldTrump You are fucking insane. Can’t wait until you are removed from office.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

@cmshaffer @RizzShow @jeffburton1057 @HereLiesMoon @Patrico1057 Chris, thank you so much.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

Please support my GoFundMe campaign: https://t.co/nnRHRLrSBl

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

Just be real.

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Cashews.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

The slower we move, the faster we die.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

@GovGreitensMO RESIGN.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

I want to go to the Grammys. #grammys

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

"Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?!"

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

Time moves too fast.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

Support your local recording engineer.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

Thinking of starting a church for my next business endeavor. Seems like a great way to make a ton of tax-exempt cash.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

No sandwich left behind.

[Matthew Amelung @matthewamelung]

People who use the word "libtard" should be dropped into an active volcano.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

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