Matt

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@bbctms @gregjames According to Wikipedia Daggers average in T20 is ...... 2.00

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@GeorgeDobell1 Child Support Agency ? Why what's he done ?

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@jimhamilton4 @maroitoje Are you holding the iPad with the tip of your dick ? #naughty melted wheelie bin

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@jimhamilton4 @maroitoje Why ? Didn't mention clapping

[Sam Roberts @SamRobertsComms]

£198m for Neymar

To put that into context, that's a week's stay for a family of five at Center Parcs with 3 kids who want to do everything

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Dis where I get ma hoes.

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@brumyumyum @Button_Factory Deep fried foreskin ?

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@ShawseyShaw Fin de la cloche

[Eggchasers @RugbyPodcast]

A little bit of bedtime reading for Mr Poite?

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@joshgardner Now now Josh, maybe not the best attempt at humour, but that's all it was - same sensitivity level as the Archbishop of Banterbury

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@joshgardner May I politely remind you of a VERY recent quote "'Rugby Pundit' - the most optimistic of Twitter handles" Stuart Barnes the second ?

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@jimhamilton4 And mongrel wheelie bins !

[British & Irish Lions @lionsofficial]

It was a fantastic honour for the Lions to train at Jerry Collins Stadium ahead of #HURvBIL: https://t.co/naQ2EXx5Ki

#LionsNZ2017

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@GeorgeDobell1 @WarwickshireCCC Doubles, trebles, those boys drink anything !

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@jimhamilton4 Where I live wheelie bins are green - you sure ?

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@AndyGoode10 @jimhamilton4 @TheRugbyPod Why was the mongrel wearing an All Blacks shirt, have they moved Coventry from Scotland to New Zealand ? #deportthewheeliebin

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@AndyGoode10 At least he isn't wearing that bloody shirt, traitor - Coventry Scottish wheelie bin

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@AndyGoode10 @jimhamilton4 @TheRugbyPod @RugbyPass @AllBlacks The "cosmopolitan" wheelie bin is a f**king disgrace wearing that shirt - should get a lifetime ban from Barker Butts #"Scottish"peasant

[Matt @matthewb1965]

@RichardHammond @DRIVETRIBES Get a bus pass FFS #liability