Matthew Hyde

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@defense_of_fam Seriously, have people not read the scripture where God decreed “yay, it is very important to me that women shall wear flowy raiments to church and the men shall wear a two-legged raiment, because these are the kind of things I care about.” guys, the way we dress is all made up

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@bi02247255 Another reason so many LDS folks are so devoutly conservative is because we had a prophet in Ezra Taft Benson who was literally a far right conspiracy theorist. Just google “Ezra Taft Benson and the making of the Mormon right.”

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@670TheScore @dan_bernstein @LaurenceWHolmes @leilarahimi The media has been more willing to promote women���s sports for a few years. That made a huge difference as well.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

One of these statements is true, and the other couldn’t possibly be true. Can you tell which is which?

Opposition means you’re doing something right.
Opposition doesn’t mean you’re doing something wrong.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@erikmcentire BRM: “Forget everything that I have said, or what President Young or President Cannon or whomsoever has said in days past that is contrary to the present revelation. We spoke with a limited understanding and without the light and knowledge that now has come into the world.”

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@awfulannouncing @RebeccaLobo All I know is when I was there I stopped at Elevation Burger and I’ve been dying to come back just for that one reason.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@CorniaKen @MarchMadnessWBB @haileyvanlith @LSUwbkb How do you know she didn’t?

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@poetickate I returned to visit the country of my mission a few years ago. The biggest connection I made w/ my mission self was that his worth was always hanging by a thread. If I didn’t succeed, then I would become someone that young women have been warned not to love. It was traumatic

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

So often as a parent, it just feels like your kids aren’t listening to you at all. But then, every now and then, there’s these sweet moments where they take something you said and use it against you, and it’s in those precious moments that you realize that they really did listen.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

Dear men, repeat after me:
My worth is not tied to how much money I make. In fact, my worth is not tied to making money at all.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

Who do I complain to about the fact that my phone NEVER works when I’m trying to use it in my dreams.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

A house with kids in it is like Narnia under the White Witch--except for instead of always being winter and never Christmas, you're always cleaning and it's never clean. Feels about the same.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

I’m sorry JT, but I’m deleting ur contact info bc HALF the time when I type the word “it,” Siri thinks “oh, Matt’s probably trying to type the name of that guy in the contacts named JT. Matt talks about JT in like all his sentences. Good thing we also fix it when he types ‘it.’”

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

Draw a circle in the middle of a piece of paper. That circle represents all truth. Now draw a shape on the piece of paper that represents your religion.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

Utah Republicans: How do we scare conservatives into not voting for a conservative independent candidate? We only know how to scare them into not voting for Democrats
Mike Lee: I have an idea! Let’s just call him a democrat and say “liberal agenda” over & over. That always works!

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@Icy_Wings @juliasasine It is technically illegal, but there are still some insurance companies who either have religious exemption or have grandfathered status. It’s frustrating.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@lindsayli @juliasasine Please do. At the very least you’ll know you’re not alone. And I also think you should share your story with them. Needs to be heard.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@lindsayli @juliasasine Did I already ask you if you follow @dmba_stories on Instagram. They share stories like you’re. There are over 150 stories on there right now.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

@aopaderf @juliasasine The biggest issue is that they don’t cover birth control at all even though the handbook says the decision is between the couple and God.

[Matthew Hyde @matthewbhyde]

My super power: I don’t get offended online.