Matthew Blau

I’m an engineer working on medical devices. I also play lots of World of Warcraft and Overwatch.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

At a sports bar in Ohio, my friend offered me an "Atomic" chicken wing.

"You handle heat?"

A samurai does not decline a challenge on foreign soil.

"I welcome the spice," I said.

I took one bite.

My soul left my body. My eyesight blurred. My throat felt like it had been sliced with a heated blade.

I wiped my lips with a napkin, forced a calm smile, and said, "A refreshing kick."

My friend blinked. "Dude... that's Carolina Reaper. You didn't even sweat."

He called the bartender. The bartender called the cook.

"He ate the Atomic with a straight face! He’s a demon!"

The manager brought out a bright yellow t-shirt that said "ATOMIC SURVIVOR" and draped it over my shoulders.

I sat there, unable to move a single muscle, my stomach burning to ash while 50 strangers chanted my name.

I have never been prouder.
I have never needed an ambulance more.

[Mike Camerlengo @MCamerlengo]

getting ready for the NFL playoffs by breaking down the game film from Starship Troopers

[Adam Arpin @AdamInCT82]

If the rumors are true that Lauren Boebert is being made Secretary of Education, let George Carlin explain why Trump and Musk are appointing her.

[Bulkamancer @bulkamancer]

The dolls didn't want to become human.
Welcome Motoko Kusanagi (Ghost in the Shell) by our repeated guest artist duo known as KAI!

#攻殻機動隊 #3Dprinting #3DModel #3dartwork

[Matthew Blau @matthewblau]

@Rainmaker1973 That’s not how you tests helmets. Thats how you become a vegetable after it transmits all the force to your skull.

[Matthew Blau @matthewblau]

@ryanarey I liked it because it was fun. I don’t care that other people didn’t like it. They should stop watching it if they don’t like it.

[Rep. Justin Jones @brotherjones_]

Today we commemorate Juneteenth, but in Tennessee my Republican colleagues passed a bill banning schools from teaching students about the history of why.

The fight for true liberation continues and we must never yield to white supremacy.

HAPPY JUNETEENTH Y’ALL! ✊🏾🖤

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

That one side of the star wars fandom tonight

[Matthew Blau @matthewblau]

@VividVivka I mean, I’m embarrassed for them but it sure seems like it.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Big day for the Christian law and order crowd when their leader is convicted of multiple felonies for paying hush money to a porn actress with whom he had an affair just after the birth of his fifth child by his third wife.

[Matthew Blau @matthewblau]

That’s the funniest shit I heard all day.

[Neb | 🏳️‍🌈 @NebsGoodTakes]

I don’t read gi joe can someone explain what snake eyes would do against megatron

[Scott Kurtz @pvponline]

Sure, my name is on the list of artists that the midjourney AI stole from. But will it hate my art the moment it's done making it like I do?

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Bill Burr on his wife giving the middle finger to Trump:

“Those Trump guys — they’re always going, ‘Ah, You’re snowflakes, F your feelings,’ and all of that,’ And then you make fun of Trump, they’re like, ‘Oh my God, it’s so disrespectful!’”

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Every day I wake up and immediately read hundreds of opinions from the most insane/stupid people in the world and then wonder why I’m in a bad mood all day

[Matthew Blau @matthewblau]

@itsjadeyanh Suffering from depression isn’t just about feeling bad when things are going bad. It’s about feeling bad when things are going good.

[World of Warcraft @Warcraft]

New World Quest dropped 🔭