Matthew Borin

I think I'm only going to tweet pictures of my dogs. I don't have anything productive to say.

[Matthew Borin @MatthewBorin]

@BrogineVC @HandyGingerGal @luinalaska I was SA’d by a dentist when I was 8. I was unconscious at the time.

His hygienist came in the room and caught him.

I must’ve been doing something wrong as an anesthetized eight year-old boy?

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@yougotruggedlol @RonFilipkowski Friend, whatever they have you on, you need to cut the dose.

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@Jaydankest @AJStavole @ToonHive Man, you really are just using DEI as the N word, aren’t you? It must be exhausting to be so fragile.

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@bostondoomer @clownboysilly @bustitopen420 Great fanfic, champ. How’s the eighth grade going? Don’t worry, you’ll find someone who likes you for you eventually.

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@RobinGT_Real @jessiemae @feederofcats So you have no experience with cats and yet you feel you’re qualified to speak about how they are? I genuinely hope there’s a hell for someone like you. I also hope you don’t have a dog. you don’t deserve it.

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@Fan_of_Wallace @RoxyTall https://t.co/wlDPGFZZdb

This will give you an idea.

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@medicmatt203 @esjesjesj In Ireland they call it “America Sauce”

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@AsmilaJ @eyebrows_sol @HeathDeMarco8 @KrangTNelson We’d have to see a video to be sure. Maybe his old blind uncle can do a skit?

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@EndlessGl @eyebrows_sol @HeathDeMarco8 @KrangTNelson It’s not true. He doesn’t even have an uncle, he’s never even socialized with a senior citizen, and in fact thinks they need to be turned into Soylent Green to feed hungry billionaires. He’s also remarkably stupid.

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@CParate3 @AngelaTwomey4 @Jane_Doe82 I’m not afraid of a Muslim in the United States, I’m afraid of you, you evangelical nutbag. Muslims, people from other countries and people that are visibly not Christian are nicer to me than you are. You’re here on Twitter reveling at the chance to murder someone.

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@w5ebo @Jane_Doe82 Nobody wants to set off the armed psychopath. Frankly, they’re all afraid that you might see a gay person at the post office and go nuts..

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@MPezza34880 @ItsUrBoiCyn1 @KylePlantEmoji What is it with you failed art students and your loud dipshittery? I suppose I should be thankful you didn’t join the German military.

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@SallieStodghill @ultimatekurd You forced children to give birth to children. Jesus doesn’t love that. You don’t know him.

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@CaseyBoothe @BambxisForest @PastorNinja And if that child dies giving birth? Are you going to sit there in your smug self righteousness? “Oh well. shouldn’t have gotten raped”

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@WoWLazerkatz @NymPseudo @connor__peters @JasonTaylo39757 No one will ever love you and you’ll pass from this world leaving nothing behind. Ultimately it’ll be like you never existed. You create nothing. You leave nothing. You’re a consumer, too small to effect change.

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@ChetUbetchaCNN @MillyWest56 @KazHeatCulture @esjesjesj Thanks for losing your shit about that. I never would’ve clicked through. Now I have a whole new account to follow. You’re such a pearl clutching dipshit have you never been on the Internet before?

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@FactsTruthsWin @GreyMortenson @NemaniSonia Man, you really hate brown people, huh? Are you familiar with the part of the constitution that says “congress shall make no ex post facto laws”? Regardless of her parents skin color or citizenship she’s an American citizen and you can crawl back into your hole.

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@thinbluesublime @McGrill11 @KincaidClover @Krinios Of course not. But the YouTuber that he watches have said that it’s shit so it’s shit.

It’s not like these people think for themselves

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@MidDiddIer @tyknowsnothin @Nanoboosty @PBanpoys @GOREJ1RA Yasuke was a real person. Christ you people are whiny.

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@BaseddGhost @AxolotlMan13725 @CoriSmori @bigtallgayguy No, you didn’t dude lol. “Studies“ just outright lying now, Huh?