Matthew B. Tepper

I exist and I breathe.

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@MMsince2015 @WilliamShatner "Her name was Magill, and she called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy."

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@WilliamShatner `Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, `and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'

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@Todd_Spence I remember when they gave thumbs-down to Kenneth Branagh's beautiful, exciting, and inspiring "Henry V," but then they orgasmed over "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." Maybe they would have liked the former movie if it had been titled, "Henry Vee: Portrait of a Salic Ruler"?

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@Itz_zayyad1 Me, because I never watched a single episode.

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@WorkElizab I have two.

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@vnbateman Don't you know where your towel is? That could be a reference to The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I'm actually referring to using a towel when sitting nude. It's one of the first things that we American nudists learn. (The second thing is taught to us men....)

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@hwinkler4real 1453

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@Irina_exh Politics.

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@hicasamadim 15 kg

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@Aliceshaw25 Hic!

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@RichardAngwin

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@RussellCro71 A Beautiful Mind.

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@currentiyke Get the axe, and start boiling the water!

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@HaYoMiDe_ No napkins.

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@SkycladSpirit Every naked woman I have ever met has had a brain. Many of them are smarter than me.

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@Sytennison @otokyo But her boobs are in the way, unless you're Superman.

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@otokyo It's absolutely correct, for a map of Oz, where the East and West are reversed.

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@Damaan4u33 Can I answer with minus numbers?

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@SkycladSpirit Super cute!

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@NancySinatra You tell him, Nancy!