@Todd_Spence I remember when they gave thumbs-down to Kenneth Branagh's beautiful, exciting, and inspiring "Henry V," but then they orgasmed over "Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer." Maybe they would have liked the former movie if it had been titled, "Henry Vee: Portrait of a Salic Ruler"?
@vnbateman Don't you know where your towel is? That could be a reference to The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, but I'm actually referring to using a towel when sitting nude. It's one of the first things that we American nudists learn. (The second thing is taught to us men....)