Matthew Cottle

Pure-blooded American. Make America great again Roll Tide!! #70

[O.T @thePRcaptain]

“If it costs you peace of mind then it’s too expensive” - Big Sean

[Carel @TheRealCarel]

@matthewcottle8 my birthday bitch

[Carel @TheRealCarel]

@matthewcottle8 just made me laugh so hard I spit my food all over my laptop smh great

[THRILLHO 🌎✌🏼 @lowfive_]

Fun fact: the song "9,986,000 Minutes" was planned as a surprise for Steve Carell, so his reaction is totally genuine. "Omg something's happening" and he starts crying. It wasn't Dunder Mifflin employees saying bye to Michael. It was The Office cast saying goodbye to Steve 😭😭😭

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the sound of the iphone alarm clock literally makes me feel sick

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

This is the dumb shit @CameronHanes and I were talking about on the podcast today. Kratom is safe and effective and has helped MANY people get off pain pills and live happier lives. The problem is it’s a plant and you can’t patent a plant. https://t.co/NsotupakzQ

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the house tree. brought gifts. and now. i must remind everyone. that i. am the real gift here

[Gucci Mane @gucci1017]

Don't get lost in the sauce

[vv @vvaalid]

OKC down 1 with 2.3 seconds left

Russ PG & Melo:

[❤️‍🔥 @doublecupxavi]

this how you waste a 12 pack https://t.co/oWFpZze02H

[Matthew Cottle @matthewcottle8]

@_selenalauren You should come feel this metal bar at how cold it is

[Joe Rogan @joerogan]

This is incredible. https://t.co/zkHKrRHBV1

[Ole Miss Kappa Sigma @umksig]

Kappa Sig will be donating $0.25 for every RT and $0.10 for every like this tweet gets towards #HurricaneHarvey relief efforts in Houston.

[DrakeBell.ethᵍᵐ @DrakeBell]

Reunited and it feels so good!! @ItsJoshPeck

[Mashable @mashable]

This water park designed a wheel chair for people with disabilities and it's the most moving gesture https://t.co/sOXZRzdwZc

[Matthew Cottle @matthewcottle8]

@_selenalauren Gonna have to ask the lord himself 😂