Matthew Michael

3rd grade spelling bee champ. ILMOCP😇

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

It’s a beautiful thing not being pissed off about the eagles around 430 pm on a Sunday

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

I am in an abusive relationship with the Philadelphia eagles

[Kieran Walsh @KierWalsh]

Jake Elliot? More like Missy Elliot

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

@DomConnelly Maybe instead of soup i have cereal while i wait for my omelette

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

I’m just saying, there’s a lot of money to be made if breakfast places would start having breakfast appetizers as an option

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

@DomConnelly Obviously something that hasn’t been invented yet

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

“Bad things happen in Philadelphia” Trump reitrating his earlier point that he brought football back

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

@ Philadelphia eagles

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

What do you get if you’re both?

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

@hpluvshaft Ishkabibbles

[Jessy Morner-Ritt @JessyMornerRitt]

i don’t miss drinking alcohol i miss ordering alcohol from someone hotter than me who hates me

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

@HerrmannAdriana Being fat pays off sometimes

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

When you go to Chic-fil-a do you get an extra order of fries to eat on the car ride home before your meal, or are you not fat

[🇻🇮🇹🇹🇻🇮 @DuttyJermz]

OMFG LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

The Donald jersey legit maybe the worst ive ever seen. Numbers look like the writing on an ice cream cake

[Matthew Michael @matthewd_23]

after being inside these masks for the past few weeks i hope some of y’all realized you need to brush your teeth more often, cause sometimes your breath be kickin

[FOX 29 @FOX29philly]

REMEMBERING A HERO: Sgt. James O’Connor is carried into Our Lady of Calvary. He will finally be laid to rest after a private mass this morning.

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