Matthew Davidoff

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@AAM_Junior 2024 Vols vibes. Go Heels

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Double J coming out of retirement to cook

[Double J with Dylan and Jasce @DoubleJFootball]

Fully sold out game apparently means there’s “loads of empty seats”

Guess I need to learn the English language better

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Vols Over All Y’all @VolsAF]

TAYLOR PANNELL LIED

WHO SAW THAT SHIT COMING

[San Jose Earthquakes @SJEarthquakes]

Alternate angles incoming 🚨⬇️

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Dan the MAN 🤩

POR 1 - 3 SJ

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and that's goal number 10 this season for our number 19 🤩 the grit keeps going

POR 0 - 1 SJ

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Beau Knows 🤝 Jack of All Trades

🗞️ | #Quakes74 Midfielder Beau Leroux, Forward Jack Skahan Selected to 2026 @opencup Team of the Round for Round of 16

➡️ https://t.co/G0ljYoy0j8

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JACK OF ALL TRADES

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68' | JACKYYY BOY HAVE A HIT

SJ 2 - 2 MIN

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game faces on ⚡️

#STLvSJ | #Quakes74

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Brace yourself… Skahan went crazy. MOTM things ⚽️⚽

Your NorCal Honda Dealers MOTM, @jack_skahan4! ⚡️

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BACK 2️⃣ BACK JACK

SKC 1 - 2 SJ

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JACK ATTACK 💥💥

[Ron Slay @TheRonSlay]

The Great Pat Summitt!!!
Is and will always be the greatest!!! Class personified!!!!

[Arsenal Women @ArsenalWFC]

AND THERE'S THE HAT TRICK!!! 🎩

A mistake from the keeper and Russo's there to pounce. Our two-goal advantage is restored 💪

🔴 3-1 ⚪️ (27)

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Team USA brings Johnny Gaudreau’s kids onto the ice for the team picture

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