Matthew Deeming

Available for bah mitzvahs and holy communion

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

Yo so I'm trying to run 1,000km in a year starting from October '17 for @CR_UK and @BrittleBoneUK. Any donations to the cause on https://t.co/9a5MQDxtE3 would be massively appreciated! Cheers gang xoxo

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Hey Vsauce, Michael here #EUROVISION

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Cheers lads

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

#chelsea #Liverpool #Caceido

[Charlotte FC @CharlotteFC]

Swigoalski's are best served with a braceski ✌️

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

Nice to see Matty Longstaff back up to fitness again 👊💪 #NUFC

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Some wholesome content for your Friday. ☺️

While looking at houses after arriving in Newcastle, Sandro Tonali took some time to have a kickabout with a young fan! 🖤🤍

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

When you’re standing up and someone pushes your knee from behind

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The particular design of this electrical tower, allowed a controlled demolition with an almost perfect fold on itself

[📹 https://t.co/3172EMr5YN]

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That last one for the job to let the dogs out?

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

If your job application looks anything like this, stay the hell away

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

Snooker is a weird sport, they’ll have a full introduction for a guy nicknamed the ‘Gladiator of Glasgow’ and it’s just this bloke

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Anyone just get this? #emergencyalert #nufc

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

Am upset, am upset. Am gan to get me suit RETURNED #CarabaoCupFinal

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Eden Hazard watching a curry go in the bin

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When you have David Luiz hair, David Luiz things will happen to you

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

Kwasi Kwarteng is the Steve McClaren of politics. Executing the perfect destroy & exit. A thing of beauty.

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Copenhagen to City after 45 minutes #mcifck #ucl

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Me eating a McDonalds apple pie

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Nvm

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

The Queen now she knows Aaron Ramsey is out with a thigh injury tonight

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#NEWCRY

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Some animated and violent commentary in the lawn bowls at the #CommonwealthGames2022

[Matthew Deeming @matthewdeeming_]

@alexthescott92 Don’t have a cow, man